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04/03/2002

JOKE OF THE WEEK
Rating-"R"- A farmer walks into a bar and takes a seat in front of the bartender. "How was your day?" asks the bartender. "Well," the farmer replied,"today one of my sheep got lost, so we rounded up the whole village, tracked in down, and all had sex with it..." The bartender thought this was kind of wierd, but decided not to mention it. The next day the farmer went into the bar and once again the bartender asked him how his day was, and the farmer said, "Today a really hot 18 year old chick got lost, so we rounded up the entire village, tracked her down, and all had sex with her." This seemed slightly more normal than a sheep, but still kind of messed. The next day the farmer goes into the bar, walking kind of slowly, and takes his seat. The bartender said, "What's wrong?" And the farmer looked up, wiped a tear out of his eye and said, "I got lost...."